| what the fuck happened to my evil dead pictures? |
[entries|friends|calendar] |
|
| yeah, well, fuck off... |
[21 Jul 2007|09:25pm] |
so maryland was fucking awesome, but i decided to just stay in naples,...im not sure why though
p.s. the relapse records retail store in philly rules all record stores
p.p.s. camden yards is a cool stadium
|
|
|
[10 Jul 2007|01:12am] |
too little too late...oh well.
life sucks.. d.c. in 3 days
|
|
|
[01 Jul 2007|11:02pm] |
|
fucking joel pineiro
|
|
| why i want to move to dc |
[28 Jun 2007|08:51pm] |
7/15 esoteric 7/16 cattle decapitation, becoming the archetype 7/18 sounds of the underground tour: cannibal corpse, behemoth, black dahlia murder, terror, gwar, in flames, converge, horse the band 7/19 cattle decapitation, misery index, job for a cowboy
im so stoked, becuase these all while im visiting there
|
|
| lightbulbs |
[06 Jun 2007|06:51pm] |
Q: how many ska kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 12... 1 to screw it in 11 to yell PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!
Q: how many skin heads does it take to scre in a light bulb? A: 15 1 to screw it in, 14 to get his back dude!
Q: how many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: just 1 to hold it in place and then she expects the world to revolve around her
|
|
| yes! |
[29 May 2007|07:43pm] |
|
once again i predicted truth!
|
|
|
[15 May 2007|11:39pm] |
professional sports have had alot of ugly young men pass through the times....
we have jay gibbons, larry byrd, marcus and brian giles, joe namath etc..
however, dirk novisky..surely wins
|
|
| ok now |
[15 May 2007|01:29pm] |
so that last entry.,..yeah i got rid of it..because im awesome and everyone else sucks
the end
|
|
|
[10 May 2007|12:28am] |
the back burner is so hot
and oh how i loathe the heat
|
|
| horray |
[09 May 2007|03:53pm] |
|
hahah FUCK!!!!!!
|
|
|
[04 May 2007|12:21pm] |
so my days off went as follows.
tuesday i wake up bright and early (about 10am) and drove to beautiful tampa bay florida (get it i called tampa beautiful?), so i arrive at ryan's clean and shining apt, and we go to vinyl fever, dissapointed, i was hoping for more, but i still found a couple things.
later in the day we decide to take a trip to busch gardens, as were pulling into busch gardens i feel a fart coming on, and i realize...its more than a fart, it was indeed a shart. so i pull the paper from the back of ryans car and proceed to wipe my ass in the parking lot. well to my dissapointment, it didnt work so well, we then get on the tram, and the girl running the tram proceeded to hit on me, due to the fact that she took interested in my buried alive t- shirt, however, my body language im sure gave her a wrong impression becuase well...i was sitting in a pile of my own shit. i go to the bathroom and let the rest of my bodily fluids drain from my asshole, leaving an unholy stench in the busch gardens restroom facilities, at this point i decide the underwear i was currently wearing were no longer acceptable so i put them on the top of the trash can sunny side up, and continue my day with no underwear..but a clean asshole. i also realized i had forgotten a change of underwear and went to wal mart to buy new undies, the rest of the night consisted of mlb 06 the show, when me and ryan created the most amazing team thinkable.
c- joe mauer 1b - richie sexson 2b - joe random (created player) ss- miguel tejada 3b- alex rodriguez (ryans call, not mine) rf- ichiro suzuki cf- ken griffey jr lf- jason bay dh- david ortiz
rotation
johhny thunderfist(created player) pedro martinez dontrelle willis felix hernandez johan santana
wednesday, behemoth
we arrive at the state theatre, after eating the worst calzone ever. and the show starts with despised icon, and i was dissapointed, i like despised icon's cd, but live it was absolutely terrible, just terrible
krisiun, awesome, pure awesome. good solid metal
behemoth, this is the best live metal band ive seen thus far, it was completely incredible, i have just never heard anything so amazing in my life, everything from the perfection they played the sonsg with, to their awesome stage presence, 3 solid front rows of head banging kids and horns, this was amazing absolutely amazing, its hard tro find words, just amazing
and morbid angel took to long to set up. so we left
|
|
| get them digits ho |
[25 Apr 2007|04:35pm] |
|
i got a new phone....lost the numbers in there...give me your number
|
|
|
[09 Apr 2007|01:09am] |
my cat is such a fat kid.
and being as big of a man as he is, didnt anyone else think barry bonds would have more intimidating voice?
|
|
|
[07 Apr 2007|02:26am] |
a conversation between me and everyone and their uncle
everyone and there uncle: so what do you want to do with your life?
me: I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
[04 Apr 2007|11:32am] |
|
horray for worrying and overreachting and over thinking YAY!!!!
|
|
| *is this microphone working* |
[02 Apr 2007|02:02pm] |
ATTENTION YANKEES AND RED SOX FANS.
there are 28 other teams besides those two..
shut the fuck up.
|
|
|
[29 Mar 2007|11:14pm] |
|
ok man, back off, slow down, chill out.
|
|
|
[25 Mar 2007|08:39pm] |
| [ |
music |
| |
death before dishonor - torn apart |
] |
so my day was starting off wonderful..or maybe it was last night that made it great...not sure.. either way. it was wonderful...then work killed it..i hate rich people so much, i really do and i hate the moron foreign interns i work with too, im pretty sure my company picked up employee's from european/indian group homes and brought them over here. jesus.
on a posi note though, im watching arena football, and have been a few times recently, im starting to get into it..and oh yeah baseball starts soon, and i get my transfer next week, and then more money, im learning a skill etc etc etc.
|
|
| im actually in a good mood.... |
[25 Mar 2007|08:10am] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
happy |
] |
| [ |
music |
| |
kansascali - if i |
] |
=) is it possible ..josh is in a good mood?
yes it is.
however...i have to work sunday morning..which slowly decreases the mood as the day goes by. but oh well.
so behemoth is here in 9 days opening day is on 17 and if all works out well, i will be at devil rays opening day, then again a few weeks later for yankee heckling, but the bad news is ..the mariners dont come here until september and they only come once =(, so im gonna try and go all 3 games, but that will eb further discussed when the times comes nearer
|
|
| a message |
[22 Mar 2007|09:06pm] |
to: hot hot heat, the descendants and hawthorne heights
from: josh
please stop.
sincerely,
josh
|
|
| navigation |
| [ |
viewing |
| |
most recent entries |
] |
| [ |
go |
| |
earlier |
] |
|
|
|
|