urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses jeter sucks a-rod that damn kid 2006-07-22T01:25:44Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:59698 2006-07-22T01:25:44Z 2006-07-22T01:25:44Z so maryland was fucking awesome, but i decided to just stay in naples,...im not sure why though<br /><br /><br />p.s. the relapse records retail store in philly rules all record stores<br /><br /><br />p.p.s. camden yards is a cool stadium urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:59625 2006-07-10T05:12:33Z 2006-07-10T05:12:33Z too little too late...oh well.<br /><br />life sucks.. d.c. in 3 days urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:59156 2006-07-02T03:02:13Z 2006-07-02T03:02:13Z fucking joel pineiro urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:58958 2006-06-29T00:51:44Z 2006-06-29T00:51:44Z 7/15 esoteric<br />7/16 cattle decapitation, becoming the archetype<br />7/18 sounds of the underground tour: cannibal corpse, behemoth, black dahlia murder, terror, gwar, in flames, converge, horse the band<br />7/19 cattle decapitation, misery index, job for a cowboy<br /><br />im so stoked, becuase these all while im visiting there urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:58846 2006-06-06T22:54:30Z 2006-06-06T22:54:30Z Q: how many ska kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br />A: 12... 1 to screw it in 11 to yell PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!<br /><br />Q: how many skin heads does it take to scre in a light bulb? <br />A: 15 1 to screw it in, 14 to get his back dude!<br /><br />Q: how many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br />A: just 1 to hold it in place and then she expects the world to revolve around her urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:58600 2006-05-29T23:43:37Z 2006-05-29T23:55:03Z once again i predicted truth! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:58119 2006-05-16T03:39:49Z 2006-05-16T03:39:49Z professional sports have had alot of ugly young men pass through the times....<br /><br />we have jay gibbons, larry byrd, marcus and brian giles, joe namath etc..<br /><br />however, dirk novisky..surely wins urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:58110 2006-05-15T17:29:55Z 2006-05-15T17:29:55Z so that last entry.,..yeah i got rid of it..because im awesome and everyone else sucks <br /><br />the end urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:57580 2006-05-10T04:29:03Z 2006-05-10T04:29:03Z the back burner is so hot<br /><br />and oh how i loathe the heat urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:57325 2006-05-09T19:53:37Z 2006-05-09T19:53:37Z hahah FUCK!!!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:57016 2006-05-04T16:44:53Z 2006-05-04T16:44:53Z so my days off went as follows.<br /><br />tuesday i wake up bright and early (about 10am) and drove to beautiful tampa bay florida (get it i called tampa beautiful?), so i arrive at ryan's clean and shining apt, and we go to vinyl fever, dissapointed, i was hoping for more, but i still found a couple things.<br /><br />later in the day we decide to take a trip to busch gardens, as were pulling into busch gardens i feel a fart coming on, and i realize...its more than a fart, it was indeed a shart. so i pull the paper from the back of ryans car and proceed to wipe my ass in the parking lot. well to my dissapointment, it didnt work so well, we then get on the tram, and the girl running the tram proceeded to hit on me, due to the fact that she took interested in my buried alive t- shirt, however, my body language im sure gave her a wrong impression becuase well...i was sitting in a pile of my own shit. i go to the bathroom and let the rest of my bodily fluids drain from my asshole, leaving an unholy stench in the busch gardens restroom facilities, at this point i decide the underwear i was currently wearing were no longer acceptable so i put them on the top of the trash can sunny side up, and continue my day with no underwear..but a clean asshole. i also realized i had forgotten a change of underwear and went to wal mart to buy new undies, the rest of the night consisted of mlb 06 the show, when me and ryan created the most amazing team thinkable.<br /><br />c- joe mauer<br />1b - richie sexson<br />2b - joe random (created player)<br />ss- miguel tejada<br />3b- alex rodriguez (ryans call, not mine)<br />rf- ichiro suzuki<br />cf- ken griffey jr<br />lf- jason bay<br />dh- david ortiz<br /><br />rotation<br /><br />johhny thunderfist(created player)<br />pedro martinez<br />dontrelle willis<br />felix hernandez<br />johan santana<br /><br />wednesday, behemoth<br /><br />we arrive at the state theatre, after eating the worst calzone ever. and the show starts with despised icon, and i was dissapointed, i like despised icon's cd, but live it was absolutely terrible, just terrible<br /><br />krisiun, awesome, pure awesome. good solid metal<br /><br />behemoth, this is the best live metal band ive seen thus far, it was completely incredible, i have just never heard anything so amazing in my life, everything from the perfection they played the sonsg with, to their awesome stage presence, 3 solid front rows of head banging kids and horns, this was amazing absolutely amazing, its hard tro find words, just amazing<br /><br />and morbid angel took to long to set up. so we left urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:56697 2006-04-25T20:35:47Z 2006-04-25T20:35:47Z i got a new phone....lost the numbers in there...give me your number urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:56516 2006-04-09T05:11:40Z 2006-04-09T05:11:40Z my cat is such a fat kid.<br /><br />and being as big of a man as he is, didnt anyone else think barry bonds would have more intimidating voice? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:56160 2006-04-07T06:26:41Z 2006-04-07T06:26:41Z a conversation between me and everyone and their uncle<br /><br /><br /> everyone and there uncle: so what do you want to do with your life?<br /><br />me: I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:55933 2006-04-04T15:32:33Z 2006-04-04T15:32:33Z horray for worrying and overreachting and over thinking YAY!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:55563 2006-04-02T18:04:16Z 2006-04-02T18:04:16Z ATTENTION YANKEES AND RED SOX FANS.<br /><br />there are 28 other teams besides those two..<br /><br />shut the fuck up. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:55418 2006-03-30T04:14:08Z 2006-03-30T04:14:08Z ok man, back off, slow down, chill out. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:55075 2006-03-26T01:39:19Z 2006-03-26T01:40:55Z death before dishonor - torn apart so my day was starting off wonderful..or maybe it was last night that made it great...not sure.. either way. it was wonderful...then work killed it..i hate rich people so much, i really do and i hate the moron foreign interns i work with too, im pretty sure my company picked up employee's from european/indian group homes and brought them over here. jesus.<br /><br />on a posi note though, im watching arena football, and have been a few times recently, im starting to get into it..and oh yeah baseball starts soon, and i get my transfer next week, and then more money, im learning a skill etc etc etc. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:54885 2006-03-25T13:18:27Z 2006-03-25T13:18:27Z kansascali - if i =) is it possible ..josh is in a good mood?<br /><br />yes it is.<br /><br />however...i have to work sunday morning..which slowly decreases the mood as the day goes by. but oh well.<br /><br />so behemoth is here in 9 days opening day is on 17 and if all works out well, i will be at devil rays opening day, then again a few weeks later for yankee heckling, but the bad news is ..the mariners dont come here until september and they only come once =(, so im gonna try and go all 3 games, but that will eb further discussed when the times comes nearer urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:54778 2006-03-23T02:10:08Z 2006-03-23T02:10:08Z to: hot hot heat, the descendants and hawthorne heights<br /><br />from: josh<br /><br /> please stop.<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /> sincerely,<br /><br /> josh urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:54368 2006-03-21T23:39:26Z 2006-03-21T23:39:26Z yes there was a time when i would wear very tight pants..howveer atleast they were alwasy men's pants urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:54269 2006-03-21T19:31:48Z 2006-03-21T19:31:48Z nile <table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="600"><tr><td><img src="http://images.quizfarm.com/1110083892devil.gif"></td><td> You scored as <b>Satanism</b>. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.<br><br><table border="0" width="300" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Satanism</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="92" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">92%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">atheism</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="88" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">88%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">agnosticism</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="63" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">63%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Buddhism</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="33" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Islam</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="33" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Paganism</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="29" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">29%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Judaism</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="25" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">25%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Christianity</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="4" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">4%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">Hinduism</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="0" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">0%</font></td></tr>&lt;/td&gt;</tr></table><br><a href="http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=10907">Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)</a><br><font face="Arial" size="1">created with <a href="http://quizfarm.com">QuizFarm.com</a></font></table> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:53763 2006-03-17T03:43:51Z 2006-03-17T03:43:51Z america just lost to mexico in baseball. this is not soccer, unnaccaptable urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:53617 2006-03-16T19:04:58Z 2006-03-16T19:05:56Z 100 demons today was eventful, first i get a call about a senile old man who walked off on the beach and hadn't returned for about 2 hours..about 15 minutes later i see a group of housekeepers yelling things in spanish, apparently the old man removed his swim shorts and decided to take a trip in the housekeeping office, but th best part was i called the police to ask for help finding him, and they say that since he's a guest and he was on our property they dont have the time to search, which would be fine except the beach is public property, and uh,...oh yeah, thats what cops are paid to do, our tax dollars at work folks<br /><br /><br />then i hear loud horrid screams coming from the pool, so i go over there and there were some highs chool spring breaker girls screaming becuase they saw a garden snake, then the hotel cat jumped out of the bushes and scooped up the snake, then a kid crapped in the pool.<br /><br />so today i had:<br /><br />a naked old man<br /><br />scantly dressed high school girls jumping and screaming.<br /><br />vicious kitties<br /><br />and a pool crapping<br /><br />today my job didnt suck.<br /><br />and about 2 weeks ago, an ice cream truck driver ran over a kid on my street....he was back out there driving today, what the fuck urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:findtheroses:53296 2006-03-12T04:08:29Z 2006-03-12T04:08:29Z the distance i hope everyone who was at the show tonight is fucking happy.<br /><br />you can fight all you want, mindless internet banter will NOT stop.<br /><br />the thinkfast crew needs to quit being so fucking elitist and not pick on everyone who's not just like them.<br /><br />and the "ninja militia" needs to learn to get over shit and let some internet shit talk THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR FUCKING YEARS, just go by the waste side<br /><br />thank you, all of you from both sides for proving to the golden gate community center, the cops, kids who were their for their first show and the parents who were there for whatever reason, thank for proving to them what they've always thought. hardcore shows are a place for neandrathals to go and punch eachother in head, that was a cool little room to have shows in and im sure its lost now.<br /><br />i hope everyones fucking happy.<br /><br />someonme give me my five bucks back.